Saturday | June 25, 2005 | 3:33 PM
How to Beat the Heat
  1. Read “To Build A Fire,” the classic short story by Jack London, wherein a man slowly freezes to death. (Text courtesy of Project Gutenberg.)
  2. Read a blog written by Simon Coggins, a scientist in Antarctica. Specifically, you should check out the entry ”Fun at -50C.” The character in “To Build A Fire” notices his spit freezing at -50C, while Coggins has entertaining photographic and video evidence of boiling water, as well as long, wet hair, freezing at precisely the same temperature.
  3. Get naked, as noted in this AP story from today’s “National Briefing” section of the New York Times:

    Workers at the Justice Department removed the blue drapes that had covered two scantily clad statues for three and one-half years. “Spirit of Justice,” with her one breast exposed and her arms raised, and the bare-chested male “Majesty of Law” basked in the afternoon light of the Great Hall. The drapes, installed in 2002 at a cost of $8,000, let John Ashcroft, then attorney general, speak in the Great Hall without fear of a breast showing up behind him on television or in newspaper pictures.