Big Bird

there is a huge pigeon on our air conditioner right now where our lovely little mourning dove used to hang. i wonder if he swallowed the dove— that is how enormous he is. he keeps pacing around and i can hear his tap/scratch against the a/c. he also keeps looking through the window like he’s casing out our apartment. should i be concerned about leaving him to his own devices?

Another urgent pigeon-related message from Andie this morning, via email