Friday | August 26, 2005 | 9:22 PM
Company Picnic

We had our company picnic today in Central Park at the Pinetum, just like last year. And just like last year, it was as exciting as a sack of cornmeal. I have to see these people all day, every day; what a treat to see them outdoors, dressed in shorts and eating pasta salad. I stopped by around noon, ate a bunch of the free food, and left after an hour. My boss was out of town today, so I didn’t have any reason to stick around.