George Michael vs. A Lamprey

If you’re able to keep yourself from making a no-talent joke stemming from the word “suck,” don’t you think re-embattled British pop star George Michael resembles a lamprey?

At least he does in this picture; It’s the first association my mind made, anyway. Don’t get me wrong; I have nothing against George, or the lamprey, for that matter. I still enjoy the songs “Faith,” “Father Figure” and, when I’m feeling saucy, “I Want Your Sex.”

It’s just...lamprey.