Tuesday | March 28, 2006 | 6:04 PM
M. Pollack

This guy is speaking at a real estate conference in Phoenix that my company is producing next month.

That site is more of a historical appreciation of Mr. Pollack, but he’s currently active in Arizona real estate. Oh, and is a drummer in a band (while still wearing his suit) and owns his own three-dimensional advertising museum. Writers such as myself are always mildly disappointed to discover that characters like this actually exist because it takes all the fun out of making them up.

He reminds one coworker of a cast member from Survivor, Johnny Fairplay. To me, he is Arizona’s version of the Donald and resembles a dragonslayer. A dragonslayer from the early ’80s.

I am supremely disappointed I will not be attending this particular event of ours to hear this gentleman speak or at least get a closer look at that hair and bask in its life spirit.