The Whirlwind of New York

Today, Donald Trump forgave Miss USA 2006 Tara Conner for her alleged trespasses of underage drinking and hot girl-on-girl action. This reminds me a lot of my own New York story.

‘She left a small town in Kentucky and she was telling me that she got caught up in the whirlwind of New York,’ Trump said at a news conference. ‘It’s a story that has happened many times before to many women and many men who came to the Big Apple. They wanted their slice of the Big Apple and they found out it wasn’t so easy.’