A Hasty Email From IT Guy

IT Guy:

I will be going around to your computers this evening installing fixes from Microsoft and Apple to correct various daylight savings time issues with your computers. What I do not finish I will be completed tomorrow. If I come desk, let me sit there for ten minutes and then I will be out of your way.

Jason:

Has IT Guy been outsourced to a Nigerian spammer?

O.:

“If I come desk”???

Jason:

“I will be completed tomorrow.”
And then IT Guy rested, for it was good.