Red Velvet

I temporarily solved my lack of a bedroom door by putting up a tension rod in the doorframe from which I hung a red velvet curtain. It sounds like I’m decorating the dormroom, but I think it looks kinda classy. There’s something dramatic about parting such a heavy fabric for entry and egress. It’s functional, too: I’ve found it’s thick enough to trap heat in the bedroom and to block assorted dripping faucet, ticking clock and refrigerator motor noises from other rooms of the apartment. Now I just need to trick out my bedroom with a bordello theme and I’m all set.