Environmental Extremism

A little sarcastic back-and-forth at work about attending an upcoming “green” real estate development event.

C.:

I plan on attending wearing a business suit constructed entirely of styrofoam, plastic bags and Pampers. I will be arriving via a gas-guzzling 1965 Cadillac and carrying several cans of Aqua Net hairspray.

Jason:

I will descend to the stage from the rafters on a smoking jetpack fueled by the blood of cute, endangered animals and chilled by Arctic glacier melt. Then I will personally kick Leonardo DiCaprio’s ass for being such a smug jerk about his Prius.