I Am CEO

Headline:

“Breaking News: Jason Young Replaces Bob Callahan as CEO of Ziff Davis”

S.:

I didn’t know you were in the running.

Jason:

Yes, thanks to that persistent corporate recruiting firm. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed my tenure here, but Ziff Davis has those comfy Aeron chairs everywhere, not just in their conference room.

S.:

I like the cinder block they gave me.