Monday | September 10, 2007 | 11:15 AM
Crystal Skull
Headline:
The title of the new Indiana Jones movie [will be] Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
Jason:
Wasn’t this the title of a Nancy Drew Mystery?1
O.:
Christ, I thought it was a Harry Potter book.
Jason:
Now we just need to fire up the tired jokes everyone will make or has already made about Ford’s agedness.
Jason:
Indiana Jones and the Slightly Soiled Adult Diaper
O.:
Indiana Jones and The Tower of Cialis
Jason:
Indiana Jones and the Sansabelt Slacks
O.:
Indiana Jones and the Early-Bird Special
Jason:
Indiana Jones and the Low-Battery Hearing Aid
O.:
Indiana Jones and The Clapper (costarring Paris Hilton)
Jason:
Indiana Jones and the Jaundiced Pallor
Jason:
Indiana Jones and Those Damn Teens
O.:
Indiana Jones and the Redolent Smell of Urine
Jason:
You win.
O.:
Oh, I’m just getting started. Indiana Jones and the Wraparound Sunglasses, Indiana Jones and the Ostentatious Red Convertible, Indiana Jones and the Inappropriately Young Girlfriend, Indiana Jones and the Colonoscopy of Evil, Indiana Jones and the Wobbly Walker of Death
Jason:
Cut it out, spazz.

1 Almost, as it turns out. Legend of the Crystal Skull will be the name of the newest Nancy Drew video game, to be released next month. [back]