Cheesecake

In addition to not telling a girl, “I didn’t realize you were that old” upon learning her age, or commenting “I like your new haircut” when you’re uncertain whether it’s merely windblown or a month old, I have learned it is also unwise to ask, “You’re not really going to eat all that cheesecake, are you?” Although it did net me a mangled half-slice of raspberry swirl Junior’s from my disgruntled coworker.