Hit in the Head by a Ray of Light

Jason:

Supposedly the attachment to this email is a photo file. I think the extension is just wrong. Any way to open it? Winner receives a copy of the Madonna CD, Ray of Light, plus a hearty handshake.

O.:

I won’t try to open it based entirely on the prize offered.

Jason:

Consolation prize is the Madonna CD, chucked at your head.

O.:

There’s no data in the document. Tell them to send the correct fucking format.

Jason:

Really all I wanted to do was throw a Madonna CD at you.

O.:

That’ll cost extra.

Jason:

[throws Madonna CD at O.]