Panini
- Jason:
- All this chatter about vajayjay leads me to wonder whether an appropriate male-counterpart word should be panini.
- O.:
- I always thought that was the plural form.
- Jason:
- Panini is the plural of panino so if we're getting all William Safire, it should be the latter. But panini is better because: 1.) everyone calls the sandwich that, and 2.) it has that repeated syllable at the end like vajayjay.
- O.:
- Then shouldn't it be penini?
- Jason:
- Yeah, O.K. Maybe.