Panini

Jason:

All this chatter about vajayjay leads me to wonder whether an appropriate male-counterpart word should be panini.

O.:

I always thought that was the plural form.

Jason:

Panini is the plural of panino so if we're getting all William Safire, it should be the latter. But panini is better because: 1.) everyone calls the sandwich that, and 2.) it has that repeated syllable at the end like vajayjay.

O.:

Then shouldn't it be penini?

Jason:

Yeah, O.K. Maybe.