A Very Skeevey Christmas

Jason:

This is the creepiest American Apparel ad yet.

S.:

Does that skeevey owner bang the senior citizens, too, or just the prepubescent-looking ones?

Jason:

I think he does both. He’s an equal opportunity, vertically integrated skeeve. Although the first thing I thought of was the jolly incest cartoon from R. Crumb’s Joe Blow entitled, “The Family that LAYS Together STAYS Together!” And that’s all I’m saying about that.

S.:

You are a sick, sick individual. Sick. But funny.