Cupcakes

S.:

We were seated with another table of four at Biteclub and while they weren’t rude, they were definitely not of the same mindset or tax bracket. The thing that put me over the edge was when one of them said, “You Americans and your cupcakes.” Uh, fuck you, buddy. I love cupcakes. Suck my left one.

Jason:

What does that even mean, “You Americans and your cupcakes”? What nationality were these people? Cupcakes are flour and frosting, sprinkled with the souls of saints, a portable dessert proving American ingenuity, if anything. Great balls of Thomas Edison, that’d anger me, too, to hear my country and my cake disrespected in the same sentence.