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S.

Thanks for your recommendation of Laphroaig. For Christmas, I scored a bottle of 10-year for my brother and he was stoked. He also got a kick out of the fact that it was bottled when he was 12. That just made me feel old.

Jason

You’re only as old as you feel. Wait, no: you’re only as old as the number of wrinkles that appear on your forehead when you’re surprised, times eight.

S.

If I’m rocking the surprised face, I’m 24. If I’m just medium surprised, then I’m 16. (Not so sweet.) Mind you, I’m totally doing the surprised-look-on-my-face thing at my desk and feeling my forehead, as if reading Braille, for all to see. No one is paying attention anyway, so it’s not a big deal.

Jason

As I read those last two sentences, I laughed silently so hard that I cried a little. The devil is in the details.

S.

Submitted for your amusement.