World’s Ugliest Dog Contest

Jason

World’s Ugliest Dog? My vote goes to Pee Wee Martini. (Best viewed while not eating.)

H.

I like Elwood. Figures, he’s from NJ.

Jason

I wonder if he suffers from dry tongue with it lolling like that all the time.

H.

Or maybe he just ate some peanut butter.

Jason

Yes. Or he took a quick hit from the ugly stick. (No worries: the ASPCA dictates that all Ugly Sticks must be made from Nerf brand polyurethane.)

H.

No wonder dogs bite people.